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Tesla to Cite Historic Case of Monk-Made Coffins in its Fight to Sell Direct

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Tesla legal staff is prepared to cite a historic case of monks selling coffins to consumers in its fight to justify its direct sales model in six states.

With Model 3 fast approaching and Tesla’s goal of having it appeal to the general mass market, the silicon valley automaker/energy company continues its battle against Arizona, Michigan, Texas, Connecticut, Utah and West Virginia – representing 18% of the US new car market – for the right to sell direct within the state. But the fight to sell direct has been fraught with state and dealer association opposition and now Tesla is ready to take it to federal court. Tesla legal staff is prepared to cite a historic case of monks being able to sell coffins to consumers as justification for it being able to sell vehicles directly as well. Here’s the story.

After Hurricane Katrina, coffins in Louisiana were in short supply. According to CNET, the monks from St. Joseph Abbey in New Orleans had coffins available, but were prevented from selling them to the public because they needed a license from the Louisiana board of funeral directors. The funeral directors refused to issue a license to St. Joseph Abbey so the monks sued in federal court.

The court sided with the monks and the state appealed. The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals agreed with the lower court, citing a doctrine known as “economic liberty.” It doesn’t take much of a stretch to draw an analogy between the Louisiana board of funeral directors and various state licensing agencies in Arizona, Michigan, Texas, Connecticut, Utah and West Virginia that refuse to allow Tesla to pursue its direct sales model at the behest of local auto dealer associations.

Tesla’s chief legal counsel, Todd Maron, is quoted by NASDAQ as saying, “It is widely accepted that laws that have a protectionist motivation or effect are not proper. Tesla is committed to not being foreclosed from operating in the states it desires to operate in, and all options are on the table.” One of those options is filing suit in federal court asking that the “economic liberty” concept recognized by the Fifth Circuit be applied to permit Tesla to sell its cars directly to consumers who live in those six states.

In reality, it often takes years for a case to make its way to the US Supreme Court. But until that happens, a federal challenge to dealer franchise laws could solidify the forces that oppose the direct sales to consumers model.

Perhaps Tesla is only bringing up the case of coffin selling monks to put pressure on legislators in those six key states. The beauty of the law is that, once suit is filed, anything can happen and no one can accurately predict the outcome. Decision makers crave certainty. By going to federal court, Tesla could create enough uncertainty to make state leaders want to find a resolution that leaves them some wiggle room.

Whatever happens, Tesla is showing all concerned it is sticking to its guns and intends to pursue its goals as vigorously as possible. It seems it is only a matter of time before it wears down the opposition and wins the right to sell direct to consumers.

 

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Tesla expands ridesharing service in California to new hotspot

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Tesla has extended its Bay Area ride-hailing service to include pickups and drop-offs at San Francisco International Airport (SFO). The update, shared via the company’s official channels on July 21, allows users in the region to request rides directly to and from one of California’s busiest airports.

The expansion builds on Tesla’s secured limousine permit for SFO operations. Public records show the permit became effective March 20, 2026, and remains active through January 31, 2027. Tesla vehicles operating the service now display authorized limousine permits issued by the City and County of San Francisco.

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Tesla’s ride-hailing program in California relies on Model Y vehicles equipped with Full Self-Driving (Supervised) technology. Human safety drivers remain present in compliance with state regulations, distinguishing the service from fully driverless operations.

The Bay Area geofence covers a broad area spanning north of San Francisco to south of San Jose, offering extensive connectivity across the region.

UPDATE: Elon Musk reveals why Tesla didn’t say ‘Robotaxi’ upon California launch

This SFO addition follows earlier progress at other Bay Area airports. Tesla previously expanded service to San Jose Mineta International Airport (SJC) in late 2025. The company had engaged with SFO, SJC, and Oakland International Airport officials as early as September 2025 to secure necessary approvals for passenger transport.

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The service provides a new option for travelers seeking electric, app-based transportation integrated with Tesla’s ecosystem. Rides are booked through Tesla’s dedicated ride-hailing application, which handles matching, routing, and payments. Pricing follows standard ride-hailing models, with potential adjustments based on distance, time, and demand.

Tesla’s California ride-hailing program launched in July 2025 with an initial invite-only rollout in the Bay Area. It started alongside operations in Austin, Texas, marking the company’s second major U.S. market.

The Bay Area remains a primary focus in California, with service centered on high-demand corridors connecting residential, commercial, and now major transportation hubs. This latest airport integration represents a practical step in Tesla’s broader mobility ambitions within the state.

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Tesla reveals 2026 Summer Update with crazy fixes to Nav and more

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Tesla has officially revealed its 2026 Summer Update, which comes with a variety of crazy new features, including Navigation fixes that owners have been wanting for months.

Tesla routinely releases a larger update with the Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter updates, where it ships a variety of new features, bug fixes, and other additions to customer cars.

The 2026 Spring Update featured things like “Hey Grok” voice assistance, a redesigned self-driving app, Unreal Engine visual upgrades, and more.

Tesla’s Summer Release has about ten new features; we’ll show you each and detail them below:

New Grok Voice Commands

“Grok can now make phone calls, search and play music, adjust climate, open the glovebox, and answer questions about your Tesla.”

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Self-Driving Stats in Mobile App

“View and share self-driving stats from the mobile app.”

Caraoke With Scoring

“Caraoke now scores your singing while in Park. High scores are saved to your Tesla profile.”

Automatic Navigation

“Automatic Navigation now adapts to your routine.

In addition to Home, Work, and upcoming calendar events, your vehicle can now suggest and route to places you visit regularly – like a school drop-off on the way to work, or the gym on the way home.”

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Preferred Routes

“For a more personalized experience, navigation now prioritizes routes that you’ve taken before”

Set Arrival Energy from Mobile App

“Set your desired Arrival Energy from your phone.”

Send Custom Wraps from Mobile App

“Skip the USB drive and upload a custom wrap of your car from the mobile app. Instructions for creating a custom wrap here: https://github.com/teslamotors/custom-wraps.”

Rear Display Lock

“Kids can watch content on the rear screen, but only the front row can control it through the rear screen app.”

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Other Improvements

  • Find Superchargers by name when searching for a destination
  • Add Apple Music songs to queue from search and artist page
  • Set your preferred zoom level for the Self-Driving visualization
  • Intro animations for new Model 3 and Y
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Tesla’s reason for Starlink integration on Cybercab might surprise you

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Tesla’s reason for Starlink integration on Cybercab might surprise you, as the company’s Head of AI, Ashok Elluswamy, finally shed some light on the reason they are putting a satellite internet terminal on its ride-hailing-geared vehicle.

On Monday, Tesla officially confirmed that it would integrate Starlink V5 terminals into Cybercab vehicles, something many Tesla fans had figured the company would do, as the vehicle is primarily geared toward giving rides without any passenger intervention.

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The ability to access the internet would allow riders to work or play in the car with their devices. It seemed like a more-than-reasonable feature to add to the Cybercab, which made its way off the production lines for the first time earlier this year.

Tesla reveals first vehicle model to receive Starlink integration

However, the move is not for the rider, as Elluswamy confirmed on Monday night. Instead, it’s actually for Tesla to be able to have a constant connection to the cars in the Robotaxi fleet so it can troubleshoot issues, contact riders, or resolve other issues.

Elluswamy said:

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“It is still not required for safe operation of the vehicle. Connectivity is primarily meant for navigation, customer service and, in general, fleet management.”

Many initially assumed the option of constant connectivity would be enabled on the Cybercab for passenger entertainment or work. With the Cybercab, passengers won’t be doing anything but enjoying the ride, so it seemed more than logical that they would be hanging out with Starlink internet access as an amenity.

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However, Tesla’s primary concern with Robotaxi is safety, and nailing these first unsupervised rides is a crucial step to setting a good narrative on how effective driverless transportation can be.

Being able to get in touch with passengers or a vehicle if something is wrong is a crucial part of the overall experience, and preventative measures are being taken by Tesla to ensure a smooth process, even in the worst-case.

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